I was watching the Avengers when...
- mom: is it even legal to have six Marvel characters in the same film?
- me: duh, it's in the Constitution
- mom: lol, where does it say that?
- me: FREEDOM TO ASSEMBLE
a real job? you mean, like, an internship at the white house?
okay, well what about the national democratic party?
what about interning at the united nations?
wow damn it’s almost like our economy functions on stealing labour from hardworking young people, regardless of whether their jobs are “real” or not